About me, how to answer this question? Are you looking for a biography or what makes me tick?

Let’s see, I’m not from here, but I have come to enjoy the area. I worked in DC for years on both the Senate and House sides and left because I came to abhor the place. I love Mexican food which means DC was annoying and Pittsburgh is downright depressing. Such is the case with Cajun food. I currently serve as a consultant to some of the world’s most devilishly evil corporations that only serve to increase profit to the detriment of the “99%.” My counsel allows these monsters (Wait, can a corporation not be a person but yet a monster?) to get away with all types of shenanigans and tomfoolery all the while putting “ya’ll back in chains.”

I believe in a free-market system that removes government roadblocks to success. I believe those who support the redistribution of wealth through government programs are not motivated by concern, but by greed. I believe people will rise to the level of expectations. If we demand people take responsibility for their lives, they will. If we continue to coddle them, they won’t.

I find the “discussions” here on the Patch amusing. It amazes me the viewpoints that float to the surface.  I enjoy engaging those I disagree with politically and philosophically.